DO OVER... ANYONE???????Friday August 12, 2016 9:23 pm
If it ever happens that an extreme intellect might read this blog and you are on the cusp of inventing time-travel, and you just need a willing guinea pig to try out your newfangled contraption... well, I'm your man, just ask.
Even if there is the same chance of survival in your contraption as a snowball in the proverbial hot place... I'm still your man, just ask.
If the odds of it working and me surviving are worse than the odds given to Leicester to win their title, I'm still your man, just ask.
If the odds of dying in your machine are worse than the odds that Hillary can go 24 hours without lying, (which is probably certain death) I'm still your man, just ask.
If life were a game of golf I would be asking for a mulligan... since it isn't I'm asking for a ride in a time-traveling machine invented by a braniac. C'mon, is that asking for too much. Help a fella out already.